A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...