Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...