Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...