Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...