Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...