Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...