They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....