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Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
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Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
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