Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...