It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.