Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...