He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
GIRL’S CONFESSION
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Do you already have a child?
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A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Two Tourists
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What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon