Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!