Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire…
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...