The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...