Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...