Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...