She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...