Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...