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Brightness
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My men are very brave
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Should have glasses
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I\’m George Washington
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Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
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Great reason to drink beer!
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How did he look?
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