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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
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There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
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Space shuttle mission to the Moon
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10 reasons to buy a new car…
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