Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...