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Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...