Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...