They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...