Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
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If Cray made toasters…
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Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
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The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...