Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...