Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!