Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Surgeon Says
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Definitions of A Diplomat:
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Signs you’ve grown up!
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Idiots on the computer
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The Pope And Clinton
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Witches Brew
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Part of the service
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Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...