Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...