Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...