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Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...