Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for...