Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...