Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...