Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A new medical study has shown that…
A new medical study has shown that a woman’s breast-feeding isn’t adversely affected by...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...