Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...