Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
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Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
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Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Two Irishmen
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Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...