Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...