Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...