Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...