Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...