FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...