Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!