Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
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Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...