Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...