Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...