97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...