New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s