cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Life is cruel
What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...