Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...